lessons, for self

It is not “walla”, “whalla”, “wolla” or anything like that, stupid people.

It is “Voilà!” Now repeat after me: voilà. In case you cannot prononunce it right, or are not living in a French-speaking city (lucky you!), I’ll be a good sport…here: “vu-oh-la”. Got it? Comes from French, literally meaning unleashed, unveiled, “here it is”…Now do not make me mad ever again by using it in wrong places with wrong spelling, voilà?

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How can you make a solemn stupid arse of yourself talking to Sympatico support and saying, “hey, don’t worry, I was second level support for a big IT company one time, so we can let go of the 101 stuff here…” Here’s how: it was your stupid 5-year old router that was limiting your download speed. Not the aDSL line, not the firewall, not Windows XP, nothing like that. It was your own setup that you had been bragging about and most people were envious about. Stupid, stupid azu. lol.

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Absolutely beautiful day. Sunny and all. Yesterday I decided I don’t like drinking coffee anymore and I’ll switch to tea. Catherine at 2ndC said, “change is good, go for it”, while pouring me a big cup of vanilla tea, and I am sure she didn’t even believe me when I said that. I didn’t drink one single cup of coffee yesterday. All tea. Or OJ. Or soya milk.
Guess what, I slept like 12 hours. 12 hours, uninterrupted. And not even a nightmare I am telling you.

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The first coffee I had this morning, early this morning, tasted like heaven, though.
Walla, my arse.